SELF:: Dear Mesh Bodycon Dress

Dear Mesh Bodycon Dress,

I cannot express my excitement for your arrival in a few days. It's been a long time... since what, the '90s when we last met?

Anyhow, I've already cleared a place for you in my closet, with an adorable wooden hanger that I'm sure you'll be pleased to rest on. I've made it as hospitable as possible for you, and you can rest assured that your stay here with me will be stress-free and wrinkle-free, obviously.

Also, please feel free to stay as long as you would like. I promise I won't kick you out this time simply because Harper's Bazaar said to store you away. Seriously, I mean that with all of my heart.


BAZAAR:: Girls in Glasses

SELF:: With love