Commander-in-chief turned comedian-in-chief

Obama on his improved relationship with Hilary Clinton:

“We had been rivals during the campaign, but these days we could not be closer,” the President said. "In fact, the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and gave me a big kiss - told me to get down there myself.” [taken from the sun]
Oh Mr. Obama, this is why we love you.
P.S - if you still don't get it, think swine.

SELF:: With love

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