Obama on his improved relationship with Hilary Clinton:
“We had been rivals during the campaign, but these days we could not be closer,” the President said. "In fact, the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and gave me a big kiss - told me to get down there myself.” [taken from the sun]
Oh Mr. Obama, this is why we love you.
P.S - if you still don't get it, think swine.